I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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