normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
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i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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