im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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