I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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