I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
His hands were made for my vagina.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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