Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Operation Purity has been aborted
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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