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Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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