C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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