u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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