did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize