eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
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I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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