are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
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