hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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