There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
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You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Holy shit dude........stairs
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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