is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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