dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
My cat gives me a boner
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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