you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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