This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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