I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
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Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Dear god my vagina.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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