I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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