Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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