she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
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