I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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