TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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