You kept calling me your small dog last night.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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