plz talk dirty to me
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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