Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
This house was built for laser tag.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize