Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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