As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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