My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He felt like a one man threesome
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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