how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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