I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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