I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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