Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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