I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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