she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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