Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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