i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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