you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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