i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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