I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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