Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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