I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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