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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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