you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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