After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
