That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Randomize
