Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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