I'm lost and stupid without you.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
my sisters under your porch take her home
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
its liver damage thursday
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