Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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