Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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