Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
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we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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