No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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