So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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