What should our trivia night team be named?
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they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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