She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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