Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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