Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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