I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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