She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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