I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
You can't just leave with hair like that
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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