Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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